Bullshit. The only reason they aren't called "daisy dukes" is because they aren't made out of denim. You got all this leg exposed--

[ He even lefts his long-ass leg, long enough to prop it up on the edge of the adjacent countertop, and gestures up his thigh, ]

--all the thigh and then ass. Booty shorts. Very nearly boxer briefs but looser.

[ He lowers his leg back down and takes another sip, ]

It's why I can't watch that shit on tv. I stare at everyone's ass.