[ It's actually very generous of Richie to be annoying right now, when Eddie would like very much to be bothered by him and not attracted to him. ]

Most people don't want to get murdered. [ huffs ] I for one, have always wanted to not be murdered, like, actively. I kinda forgot how much I like not being murdered, when we kept almost getting murdered in Derry, but I'm really fucking into it, Rich.

[ The diced veg goes into different, tiny bowls. Maybe more bowls than Richie thought he owned. ]

And if you also want that, think about me holding this knife before you call my activewear booty shorts again.